Brag#25 : Map To My Crib

i hope this shit makes sense :-s

Brag#23 : Sarcasism has never been this sexy

• A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
  
• All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.
  
• All that you are you owe to your parents.
  Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
• Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.
  
• Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
  
• Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
  
• Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
  
• As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
  
• At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
  
• Brains aren't everything
  . In fact, in your case they're nothing!
  
• Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
  
• Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?
  
• Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
  
• Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
  
• Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.
  
• He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
  
• I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
  
• I don't know who you are, but whatever it is, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
  
• I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
  
• I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
  
• I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
  
• I'd like to give you a going-away present ... but you have to do your part.
  
• I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
  
• I'd like to leave you with one thought ... but I'm not sure you have a place to put it!
  
• I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
  
• I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
  
• I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
  
• I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
  
• There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.

Brag#22: Graffited Wedgie

Brag#21: The Birds & The Bees , Patrick & Eugene

Annoying Singing mini Hagrids

awhgaaaaaaaaawd

why do I even bother o_O ?
I don't understand myself... Oh dear...

Brag#20: The Secret Life of Bees

I AM MAJOR EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE!

QUEEN LATIFAH
(Queen of Talent!)
DAKOTA FANNING
(the kid that makes you wish you wna be her)
JENNIFER HUDSON
(from her winning supporting role for Dreamgirls, and yes I've seen her act - she was brilliant!)
ALICIA KEYS
(I believe this is most likely her FIRST act in a movie so I am pretty excited about that.
In fact during my watch on her video clip of Teenage Love Affair and You'll Never See Me Again, I had a strong sense she would turn out to be in the movies one day and BAM! here she is with the best actresses in Hollywood!)
SOPHIE OKONEDO

(I've so far only remember her as the 4-handed woman in red from AeonFlux she stared aside with Charlize Theron. But I'm pretty sure she has acted much more outstanding roles in other movies, just that I'm not pretty clear whats it were ... BUT SHE IS REAL GOOD ANYWAY, with out a doubt fosho)

The movie is based from this book by Sue Monk Kidd
(lol at first I spelled it Dikk instead - wtf is wrong with me lol)

Anyhow, The Secret Life Of Bees, is set in South Carolina in 1964, is the moving tale of Lily Owens (Fanning) a 14 year-old girl who is haunted by the memory of her late mother (Burton). To escape her lonely life and troubled relationship with her father (Bettany), Lily flees with Rosaleen (Hudson), her caregiver and only friend, to a South Carolina town that holds the secret to her mother's past. Taken in by the intelligent and independent Boatwright sisters (Latifah, Okonedo and Keys), Lily finds solace in their mesmerizing world of beekeeping.

So yeah!


Let's see... what can I predict about movie... Hm...
I'm sure they'll involve some singing... I THINK la coz ... there was a black dude sang a lil so its a sign plus you've got Quenn Latifah, Jennifer Hudson & Alicia Keys ! HOW COULD THEY NOT SING! They better sing or else this movie is just going to disappoint meh!
Ok maybe not so disappointing ah... but really, why put 3HREE talented singers in one movie - WHY if its not for that gifted voice box in their throat - tell meh lay-dees and gent-tell-men! lol But the again, its alright if the don't, it's just the thought of having very talented people in one movie is just total awesome sauce, just makes you wna hump to honey comb :D !

And of YES! DAKOTA FANNING is so grown up! She has REAL TITTIES! ITS REAL! Those lil humps are NATURAL REAL TITTIES! She's such a big girl now!
Aaaaaaaaaawe ... *wipes happy tears*
And ohmahgawdness, for an early teenager, she can pull of an accent like that and she did so majorly well like she just blew me with ommahgawded away!
See what I mean how effing gifted she is and makes you so jealous you just want to be her!? I've adore DF since ... hm... since all her movies, the year when Hide & Seek came out.
I sooooo really hope she doesn't end up like Lohan or that one hit wonder kid from ET, I really hope she becomes waaaay succesful than Drew Barrymore (I love Barrymore, she's so cuteness)

Anyhow, since the movie is based from a book, this movie SHOULD be really good like major major good... More than major good, somewhat to ultimate awesome sauce covered on awesomeness.
This movie better not let me down, the trailer has got hooked and I can't wait to check it out.
ALL MOVIES BASED FROM BOOKS ARE AWESOMENESS! ... except for Harry Potter because they've chopped down a WHOLE lot from the original story line - betches.


I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS MOVIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!


oh, and also a Singaporian indie movie which Siti Danisa Mahmud (I named her that) has starred in The Funeral Party, which she said it's a dark comedy, I like dark comedy, Tim Burton for the win!
So DENISE CHAN, the girl I met in My Chemical Romance mosh pit back in 9Dec'07, I'm still stalking you *secretly evil LOL* ... and King-ky <3
lol and oh yes - before you, my dear readers, about to dial for the FBI saying you've found a stalker, better don't.
I'm just Denise's personal stalker, we're friends - we talk, we don't run after each other with a Chicken Rice Butcher Knive. LoL
I'm the friendly stalker
GGG (Gelak Golek Golek, meaning RollOverLaughing) stupid

ha... ANYWAY, I WANT TO WATCH THE SECRET LIFE OF BEES!
and Funeral Party =)




and curses this damn editing post shet, I've ALREADY SET THE FONTS SIZE CORRECTLY, WHY DO YOU NOT OBEY MY COMMAND!?!? DO YOU WANT ME TO KEEP TYPING IN THE WRATH OF THE CAPS LOCKS JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS????
geezuz

Brag#19 : Let the Pictures Does the Answering

a) Answer the questions below, do a Google Image search with your answer, take a picture from the first page of results, and do it with minimal words of explanation.

b) Tag 5 other people to do the same once you've finished answering every question.

1) the age you'll be on your next birthday

i never thought searching for 23 is so difficult under the first page of search lol wth

2) a place you'd like to travel to:

NYC !

3) your favourite place:

anywhere will do as long I could stargaze peacefully

4) your favourite food:

5) your favourite pet:

6) your favourite colour combination:

7) your favourite piece of clothing:

8) your favourite song:

(Thinking Of You, Katy Perry)

9) your favourite tv show:

10) first name of your significant other/crush:

Che'Nelle - Got A Storray For Ya *giggle*

11) the town in which you live:

(Shah Alam)

12: your screen name/nickname:

Shazalomaniac :p

13) your first job:

banquet waitress in Concorde Hotel

14) your dream job:

Music Video Director !

15) a bad habit you have:

16) your worst fear:

creepy crawlers generally, those with more than 8 legs or worm-like .. eek!

17) the thing you'd like to do before you die:


18) 5 people to tag:

• Wedgie
• M
• Denise
• Sarah
• Jasreen
  

Brag#18 : Kinda's Giberish Scary Looking Humpty Dumpty [looks like Micheal Jackson ya'll]

Kinda
yaybo shakey
me unscrabbly
SHOCKADOOBEE!
doublie shockadoobee!
popswable uhuhu
toooy
yodleyammanchocoscrubwizmultipoploversdiiiiiiie
oh grubbly
me scroobbe now
nokko
weeeeeeeeee!

Brag#17: 7even Things

Seven things to be done before my death.

1. Meet one particular person, which I don't think it's wise for me to state his/her name.
   
2. SKY DIVING!
3. Get my hands dirty with the Broadcasting / Filming field.
4. Sell t-shirts designed by me and Wedgie as business.
   
5. Leave my mark in every continent on this planet called Earth.
6. Do the most major craziest shet that would have the police hunt my black ass down just for a day
   OR
   Drive to the most fastest speed that even the police can't fine me for speeding!
   
7. Conquer Youtube Fab Life for Malaysia.
   

Seven things I will NOT do even if it kills me.

1. Suicide probably - even thought I wanted to liek a bazillion times but I must set an example to my nieces and nephews that no matter what shet you're going through, don't go for suicide.
2. Taking major drugs - but weed would be just alright.
3. Kill another human?
4. Get married just to be a housewife? Ew
   
5. To reach the majorness of obesity.
6. Smotthered with creepy crawlers or even eat them - major eek-ness!
   
7. Get involve with someone taken again (it happened ONCE and I've NEVER mean to!)?
   

Seven things I do when I'm away from the public.

1. Strip butt naked for as long as I'm alone.
2. Hanging around with my imaginary people.
3. Shaving me pubes
4. Singing
   
5. Pee out rainbow river
   
6. Pooping rods of gold
   
7. Ooh, how about masturbation?
   

Seven fav sentences/quotes.

1. It's not QUEER to love another human being
2. Homosexual is NORMAL, heterosexual is just so common
3. Love knows no GENDER
4. Smack you bitch I will
5. Imma betchslap you, you shetbag.
6. ...so hawt it's hawter than the sun!
7. I think I might need to poop now... o_O
   

Seven favourite songs from all time

1. You Get What You Give , New Radicals
2. Sugar, Were Going Down , Fall Out Boy
3. Famous Last Word , My Chemical Romance
4. Say What You Want , Texas
   
5. Shake It , Metro Station
6. Itu Kamu , Estranged
7. Barely Breathing , Duncan Sheik

*There's so much more, must it be 7even???*

Seven things I'll make you wish you didn't do if you did.

1. When I've really lost my head - don't EVER touch me!
2. Test my emotions
3. If I didn't do any-fucking-thing wrong to you, better treat me nicely.
4. Mainly, my mum would keep wanting to have what I have in my hand that I've made for myself - that really annoy me coz its like EVERYTIME want it off from me! ... mainly its food
5. Pick a fight with me, I'll fight you back either physically or verbal - pick one and I'll smack you right back.
6. Being fucking rude/offensive.
7. Embarrass me ?
   

Seven people to tag.

1. Wedgie
2. Sarah
3. M
4. Denise
5. Idan
6. Jasreen
7. Amani ?
   

Brag#16 : 69Qs

Are your parents married or divorced?:

Married and single [applies to my guardian whom one of them passed away]
&
for my biological parent they've probably divorced or separated or something
I honestly don't know, I was given away to know the whole details

Are you a vegetarian?:

Nein, no matter how much I pity the animals that has been mercilessly killed for our infinity hunger for meat I still eat them coz i think it's a waste for these brave animals to be sacrificed even though they didn't want to die in that sense. I'm sorry my precious meaty friends, if you're still alive I'm sure wouldn't request to have you all slaughtered - foreal!

Do you believe in Heaven?:

No, I wish I do but logics and theories has taken me over my beliefs.

Have you ever come close to dying?:

I don't really know but probably I have coz I've wrecked a car i drove and had the car in 45degrees position and it was AWESOME shet ! hahaha
The adrenelin of such accident was so awesome, on that very spot I wished I had been a stunt driver lol

What jewelry do you wear 24/7?:

... no jewelery, just lether hand band and a rubber red handband that say I ♥ MY

Are you eating?:

I WAS eatting so that makes me "I just ate".
I had McShake Fries? or somewhat like that from McD.
Thankgawd it's back, i miss that piece of shet for so long !

Do you eat the stems of broccoli:

Yeah, I'd eat the whole thing esp if its steamed up - yums!
...or is it bad o_O ?

Do you wear makeup?:

NO

Would you ever have plastic surgery?:

...not really, but if there was a magical fairy godmother around, I'd wish I wouldn't have this asian button nose but a very good looking indian nose woulb be lovely ;)

What do you wear to bed?:

Nothing ^_^
...sick yet? heeeeeee #D

Have you ever done anything illegal?:

hm... I think I have... Lemme try with a list:

1. being a homo
2. fucked as a homo
3. tried my first cig at age 13 but that was experimental only one two puff and thats about it
4. tried marijuana [never really got high, only slight sleepiness.
   By right, I was overdosed but I was never high! I kept on asking like "dude, its been 2 hours now, am I suppose to be high?" LOL]
5. ..and oh yes, I shoplift :D usually jst stuff below RM5-RM10, stationary stuff or those RM1 crappy toys those little village kids play, hahaha.
   

Can you roll your tounge?:

Roll like how? I can only do this though

Do You have a boyfriend or girlfriend?:

I suppose I have non.

Do you believe in Abortions?:

Nif, babies deserve to live no matter how bad you don't want a child, you could give them a better life by giving them away with people who wants to care and nature a child like their own. No harm to it. It's giving a life a new beginning. It's the BEST thing a female could contribute to the world

What is your Hair color?:

Black, asian black, baybeh B-)
That's hawt

Future child's name, boy and girl?:

1. I've always love the name Shayna since I was in high school.
   So if I were to have twins I could name them Shayna & Shawna.
   
2. Kasheef is a bit too... gets you tired if you wanna scold the boy "KASHEEF! I'LL SHIFT YOU BACK TO MUMMY TUMMY WORLD!" and bla bla bla so no, not that one. Anybody interested with that name can take it je lah.
   
3. ...maybe Shazwan

MAINLY la kan, my kids must "...SH..." in it - hahahaha!

Do you smoke?:

Yesza, I smoke.
I use to be an anti-smoker but by the age of 17-18, I became otherwise.
It all started when my friends ACCIDENTLY left their ciggerate box in my bag and I chickened out fear that my sister would find out I brought back ciggerates even though it's not mine so I wanted to do something like demolish it but I look at those butts and I was like "uish, what a waste" so I end up smoking 10butts that night and ever since then, I got hooked.

If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?:

India again or New York or Hawaii
Wherever that makes me happy la!
And oh, I would LOVE to go back to Bali, its awesome sauce for bummers like me :D !

Do you sleep with stuffed animals?:

Used to when I was ... in primary school era? I don't know. It's for sure at that time la of course lol. I use to tuck my favourite teddies in just before I head to bed.
AND NO, DON'T SAY I'M CUTE, I WAS JUST A KID K! ¬_¬ betches...

If you won the lottery, what would you do first?:

I've answered this question before in my previous blog/brag...
Oh well
I'd spend like MAD! and get to do things I've never had the chance.
Do so many shittay things before I die basically.

Gold or silver?:

Silver.
Gold doesn't kill werewolfes.

Hamburger or hot dog?:

Dayyum
...erm...
this is a tough decision to make.
Hawt Dawgz I suppose.
*shrugs*

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?:

oh dear... erm... it would probably be... hm... its... er... hm...
PIZZA! ...i think
I'm too full to think about food at this moment, heh.

City, beach or country?:

Gawdam, erm... it's... ergh... erm... it's either the beach or the city

What was the last thing you touched?:

... the keyboard of my MacBook o_O ?

Where did you eat last?:

in front of the TV in the living room

When's the last time you cried?:

...secretly unnoticely or crying inside or cry cried? Feel like answering it as "not long ago" but I'm too betchy to even cry at this moment.

Do you read blogs?:

D'uh, isn't what blogs are made for?

Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?:

I always do ¬_¬

Ever been involved with the police?:

erm... sort of... well, not really but um... in a way got la...

what's your favorite shampoo/conditioner and soap?:

erm... hm...
Head&Shoulders so far, the citrus or something else some sort of kind, i dno...
I used to use conditioners but now no more though it would be nice to use 'em again but no thanks for now but um since you asked, my answer would Vidal Sasoon, it works really great.
and for soap... er... it's got to be Parrot Botanical It so rules!

Do you talk in your sleep?:

I wouldn't know...
Didn't I have answered this question before o_O ?

Ocean or pool?:

I'm not sure anymore

What's your favorite song at the moment:

T-shirt, Shontelle Layne
Official Girl, Cassie
That's What You Get, Paramore

have you ever had a cavity?:

I wouldn't remeber because the last time I had my regular check up with my dentist was before I moved to the Selangor state all the way from Johore.
I was told by dentist back then that I could go for some teeth contest (whathell, is there such thing!?) so it's a pretty good sign.
Besides that, back in my days in primary school we had to bring our toothbrush every recess and at the end of some time the teacher will pick some students with awesome teeth and I was one of them. I find it odd coz I thought I was in trouble coz I forgot to bring my toothbrush at that time LoL and you'd get punishment for not bringing your toothbrush lmao!
However, since I moved, I never had my check up, the last I had my teeth checked outwas from my cousin's husband who is a dentist, Syed, and it was because my gum at the back of my mouth or jaw whatever that is, it felt like wisdom tooth growing way then it has exceeded, it's like having an extra meat being all flippy above the new teeth I have back in my sets of teeth.
It was irritating as hell and sometimes it can be painful, but now I'm imune to it and I can still do the flippy gum with my tounge - hahaha disgusting but fun lol

Window seat or aisle seats?:

Windows seat

Ever met anyone famous?:

Of course I have

Local :

• Tun Dato' Dr. Mahathir, I don't know if you either wna consider him as a celeb but when I was 9 I think while watching Beauty&theBeast on Ice I remembered how thrilled I was to see him sitting just above me from far, he respect him a whole damn lot!
  
• Jaclyn Victor
  
• Dina
• Syafinaz
• Adibah Nor <3
• Pierre Andre and his mother Khatijah Tan
• omg, AGAIN I keep forgetting her name [Sarah Yasliza, I hope you remember the name I once told you about haha dammit] anyway, this particular actress, she's my long distance cousin kind to my mum, not like close close kind of cousin, ya know what I mean? lol GAH! I get so frustrated coz I told myself NOT to forget the name once I was told lol dammit.
• Marion Caunter
• Adam Carruthers
• Rina Omar
• Phat Fabes
• Razif Hashim
• Jaafar Onn
• Chef Nazri
• Amy Mastura
• Hujan
• Rejab & Bakri from Gerhana Ska Cinta
  
• Mooky from One Buck Short & of course the whole band
• Lan from Meet Uncle Hussein
• Pop Shuvit
• Too Phat but more of Joe Flizzow
• Estranged
• Bittersweet
• Paul from Y2K and the band
• Kaer
• Anuar Zain
• Ziana Zain
• Dato' Sharifah Aini
• ne of the members of Senario ¬_¬
  
• Nita
• Faizal Tahir
• Fareez, actor in the making ;) lol
• Denise Chan, actress in the making ;D lol
  
• Sheela of One In A Million
  
• M. Nasir
• one of the members from Feminime lol omg i'm so 90s hahaha!
  
• V.E.
• oh yes my neighbour, Azmir - a famous Malay song writer
• had a very minor interview by Sazzy Falak at the PCD concert lol next to all those Mak Nyahs hahahaha haaaaaa so funny
• I think i saw Nur Fazura Shariffudin when she first started her MTV VJ job somewhere in some mall... I'm trying to remember what was the occasion about and which mall was it - but I'm definite it happened =p
• Will & Syazmin from RedFM, along with the other RedFM crew
  
• and oh lol, i don't know but um, Sarah Yasliza (my friend/my probably best bud/my ex scandal) is the daughter of a famous actor (shall I mention his name o_O?) back in the .. 80s? 90s? I don't know, I just found out early this year so and...
  I don't know the actor either *woops* =p !
  ... could she be considered as the whole "famous people" ? lol
• and oh, I'm related to someone who was once famous for all the wrong reasons and that we thank to the government police officers for making my brother a scapegoat and let the real criminal let loose doing all the screwing and killing.
  Heh, it wasn't really an awesome fame, it caused us psychological break downs at times worrying, people we know questioning us and wasted his precious time for 6months of his life.
  Dudes & dudettes, you should've seen the sadness he had on his face when he couldn't touch his kids between those stupid glass during visiting hours. I had never seen him in such shitty position ever and surprisingly it broke my heart to see him like that even though we weren't close as siblings.
  International:
• Incubus
• Che'Nelle
• My Chemical Romance
• Good Charlotte
• Pussy Cat Dolls
• Shah Rukh Khan
• Salman Khan
• Juhi Chawla
• Twinkle Khanna
• VJ Utt
• VJ Denise
• VJ Colbie
• Jonah Lomu
  
• some guy who herds Highlander cows in Scotland, when we told my aunt we met this guy she was all like "that's the richest highlander cow herder" and we all thought he's just a humble fluffy animal herder who showed us around :-s
  
• lol the Queen of Engalnd - I'm SERIOUS! no kidding lol
  

Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life?:

NO

Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?:

yeah

What is your fav. sport to play?:

I can't really think right now but one thing for sure it's Volleyball & Pool, I think there are other sports I like though

Basketball or football?:

...football? ...I guess I'm more of a dirrty field sports person

when was the last time you went to the bathroom?:

an hour ago to pee

Do you drive a stick?:

... a stick has engine o_O?

Cake or ice cream?:

ICE CREAM, I'm sick of cakes!

Are you self-conscious?:

50-50

Do you like any of your close friends?:

of course I do!
wait... what kind of "like" o_O ?
I like them PLATONICALLY so it's normal aite!

Have you ever given money to a bum?:

Yeah

Have you been in love?:

Yes

Where do you wish you were?:

In a better situation

On myspace why is the 1st person on ur top 8 there?:

coz that ass hole is my 0.5 !
lol My best buddy since 14

Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?:

Oof, not yet

Can you tango?:

...no

Last gift you received?:

...SOON it could probably cake? coz ... I'm going out to celebrate my pre-birthday
I recently bought myself a Chuck, supposedly get the money from my sis but I bought it anyway coz we're celebrating at One Utama instead of MidValley and the shoes is available only in MidValley ¬_¬
[the day of my birthday is for family to celebrate, friends has to be a day earlier or after =p]

What occasion did you recieve your gift?:

birthday

Last thing you spent lots of money on?:

Silk screening stuff

Where do you live?:

In a magical ass of a giant
naw, I live under a roof in Bukit Jelutong

Last wedding attended.:

Maria's wedding!
lol omg, I seriously can't imagine myself married at this very age, Maria, how you do it!? lol

Favorite restaurant?:

...erm... Colleseum ? Yeah, childhood memories goes on there.
Actually, I don't think I have any fav restaurant.

What is your favorite kind of car?:

Cars with not a long engine area.
I hate cars where its front is so long I couldn't estimate the length when it comes to parking or making sure I don't hit the car in front of me while driving and I'd end up having this huuuuuge gap which makes me look like a driving nerd.
I honeestly don't mind owning a Kancil in that case lol, it's lame I know but I feel much comfortable that way =p
But at the same time, I enjoy cars that makes you feel like you're driving a truck :-s lol

Most hated food(s):

Oooh... hm.. Durian? I don't fancy the actualy fruit but I don't mind the ice-cream flavour lol
Actually, I can't really remember, I'm pretty sure I have a list of them.

Most loved food(s)?:

PROTEIN such as MEAT

Can you sing?:

no, I seriously can't sing

Person on your mind?:

This information can't be disclosed due to embarrassment issue.

What's your least fav. chores?:

Cleaning the fans

Favorite drink?:

Twister's Apple Juice, Old Town's Hazelnut Flavoured Coffee & other carbohidret-cafein drinks

Currently have a Crush?:

This information can't be disclosed due to embarrassment issue.

How long was your longest drive in a car?:

6 hours probably?
Drove from Shah Alam to Kuala Terengganu with my late father and I got first speeding fine ^_^ weeeeeeeeeee!
but gawdammit, I only exceeded like 13kmh extra than the limit

Why do you do Myspace surveys?:

they fulfill my boredism moment

Do you know who Nick Tyo is?:

Does everyone needs to know who's Nick Tyo?
my answer is... no, not really.