Thursday, October 9, 2008

Brag#27: Homecoming by The Teenagers

Ok I hafta admit, they aren't that talented (somehow) but I find the beats like sexy
Anyway, I discovered this music video / song from Katy Perry's blog
The director for this MV is the same director who directed her I Kissed A Girl.
The director is Kinga Burza
Yes, weird name for a british lass, ain't it?
Anyway, I define this song as "Sarcastically Kinky" with a dash of "out of tune"

And Wedgie ...
SHUDDUP!
The song is ubberly sexindie!
Sing-a-long to the song already, you psycho fart monger !

The Teenagers 'Homecoming'


Lyrics:

Last week, I flew to San Diego to see my auntie.
On day 1, I met her hot step daughter;
She's a cheerleader, she is a virgin and she is really tan.

As she stepped out of her massive car, I could only notice she was more than fuckable.
I think she was coming back from the game or something 'cause she was holding those silly pompoms.
On day 2, I fucked her and it was wild. She is such a slut.
I fucked my American cunt.
I loved my English romance.
I fucked my American cunt.
I loved my English romance.
It was dirty, a dream came true.
Just like I like it she's got nice tits.
It was perfect, a dream came true.
Just like a song by blink182.

OK, listen girls! I met the hottest guy ever!
Basically, as I was stepping out of my SUV I came face to face with my step cousin or whatever... Who cares!
Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair, and the cutest British accent ever!
Straight away I could tell he was a rocker with his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me...
Mmm, he is totally awesome!

Oh My God! I think im in love...
I fucked my American cunt.
I loved my English romance.
I fucked my American cunt.
I loved my English romance.
It was dirty, a dream came true.
Just like I like it she's got nice tits.
It was perfect, a dream came true.
Just like a song by blink182.
I fucked my American cunt.
I loved my English romance.
I fucked my American cunt.
I loved my English romance.
It was so nice to meet you.
Pleasure is mine, I do like you!
Come to Cancun for spring break?
I'll think about it, it could be great.
(And don't forget to send me a friend request!
As if...)

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Brag#26 : Blooooduh



It is so retarded
yet
so adorable

...
still
...
it's retarded
roflskaters!

"Daddeeeeee, bloooooduh, not funneeeeeee!"