Brag#14 : Wedgie-ness Comic, Vainly Starring ME! ... and oh, Wedgie herself ¬_¬ ... <3 lol you know ailapjoo! haha

Wedgie, well done!
I look so cute
*ehem* i mean we look cute
*mumbles saying, "I so look adorable, I am major cute, cuter than Paris Hilton's dog! Woof Woof!"*

Inside-joke tour-guide:

1. ONE of the vowels in a foul word such as Dick, Shit, Bitch, Puki or such shall be replaced with a letter "e" which transform them into Deck, Shet, Betch, Peki adn etc.
2. I'm always either fartie or shitty so i always announce like "I feel shittay" and Wedgie would be like "You're always full of shits" and soon later, I'll be saying, "I think I might need to poop".

Brag#13 : When Charlie Bit Harry

Everybody knows this video yet nobody has gotten enough of them
I know I haven't lol

Look how nawty the lil baldie is
Agagagagagooooooo!

Brag#12: The Cuteness of an Asian Little Girl Who Says "Whatever" with Her Eyes Rolled In Damned - mainly, it's a little bitch in the making, nuf'said

Cuteness Melanda Tak Boleh BLAH !
(translation: "the occurring cuteness that you can't get away!"
... or somewhat like that,
its not that easy to translate street Malay slang to English,
its so ghey ¬_¬ heh)

Brag#11 : 40 USELESS Qs

1) Who is the last person you high-five?
i think... it was... either... Noni my second cousin / niece or Nina my actual niece ... Hm...
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
No way, i don't believe in war
3) Do you sleep with the TV on?
i hardly watch telley these days, esp to the wee hours.
4) Have you ever wheezed the juice?
...wheeze?... wadya mean?
5) Have you ever won a spelling bee?
lol ALMOST, i was under the top5 back in high school.
6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Nope... not that I remember off...
7) How fast can you type?
I wouldn't really know now would I ? I suppose it's just moderate speed...
8) Are you afraid of the dark?
sometimes... 50-50... usually its a no
9) What color are your socks?
White
10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
Drive-in as in... no, i don't think i've made out in a drive-in
11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
I don't remember
12) Do you knock on wood?
I knock a lot of other things
13) Do you floss daily?
No, i brush daily
14) Do you want to Fanta?
Yeah, sure
15) Can you hula hoop?
Not really
16) Are you good at keeping secrets?
Yeah, especially secrets that doesn't really matters to me
17) What do you want for Christmas?
a miracle
18) Do you know the Muffin Man?
yes, its William Sledd
19) Do you talk in your sleep?
I wouldn't know if I were sleeping unless i'd record myself sleeping
20) Who wrote the book of love?
Guru Pitka lol
21) Have you ever flown a kite?
i think i did
22) Do you wish on your fallen eyelashes?
yeah, i do
23) Do you whiten your teeth?
naw
24) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
Farts
25) Have you ever asked for a pony?
...no
26) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
yeah, i would.
27) Can you juggle?
not really but ok-ok la..
29) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
Love is Genderless and that its not a bad thing
30) Do the chickens have large talons?
... what's a talon ?
31) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?
someone who needs to see the presents of a smile
32) Are you ready to rumble?
yeah?
33) Can you count to fifty-Five?
i can count til infinity baby
34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
Nope, but i have taken a break from college for 3months before
35) How do you spell relief?
r-e-l-i-e-f ?
d'uh !?
36) Have you ever crawled through a window?
yeah, a lot of times when i need to smoke just outside my room on my roof at night
37) Have you ever eaten dog food?
Nope... i think i did once, a lil piece... coz it smelt so nice lol
38) Can you handle the truth?
No
39) Do you like green eggs and ham?
...green?
40) Who is your daddy? and what does he do?
Abdul Rahman Basir and he was a headmaster for some boy school
biologically, my dad is Mohd. Ridzuan and he's a junkie ... that's what i know about him so far *shurg* heh