Shazo's Brags

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2010-11-30T00:43:00.000-08:00

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Brag #37 :President Obama Speaks to the Muslim World from Cairo, Egypt

2009-06-05T14:17:00.001-07:00

thank gawd he doesn't think with his dick
we need more people like him

PEACE THROUGHOUT REGARDLESS WHAT YOU ARE!

Brag #36 : Zee Avi - "Bitter Heart"

2009-05-01T23:30:00.001-07:00

A.k.a. Koko Kaina from Youtube

Malaysian, signed under Bushfire Record (along with Jack Johnson), a good friend of mine's cousin. THE biggest new comer after Dato' Michelle Yeoh and maybe Che'Nelle.
This is Zee's first single from her official up-coming album :D epic win!

Brag #35: The Colonel

2009-03-12T05:33:00.000-07:00

I'd pay to watch this

Brag #34: Fill in the Blank with Crappy Answers

2009-02-04T19:01:00.000-08:00

i was tagged by Charlene Ong

I like to eat: pussy

When I grow up, I will be: a Pussycat Doll member

Tomorrow is: DOOMS DAY!

I love: to hump

Kids are: evolved Sea Monkeys

Britney Spears looks like: my ass hole

I have: chesticles

I live in: my pussy, yes, I'm a sexy snail

I really want to live in: your pussy.

I want to have a vacation at: your pussy.

Make-up is: for clowns.

My parents are: half dead.

I want: to be a star, i wna be famous *pussycat dolls dance*

People say I look like: a million dollah

My favorite restaurant is: your momma's cooking

The weather is: depending with God's mood, when He's pissy the sky gets "pissy" too if you know what I mean

I like to drink: things that would give me kencing manis in future

My hero is: U2 Bono, party like a rockstar but gives help like a Robin Hood

My favorite song is: Row Row Row Your Boat

My favorite movie is: Pant's Labour-inth and something whatever...

True love is: an illusion

Money is: spelled backward for "yenoM"

Brag #33: Barack Hussein Obama

2009-01-22T06:39:00.000-08:00

<3 speech + voice *hump*
... 'nuff said *peace*
Oh Bush, P/S:

Brag #32: Tigriss

2009-01-22T05:54:00.000-08:00

...seriously?

singing - TOTAL OUT
outfit - out
presentation - out
hawtness - out

PLEASE - tell her, her singing is bringing Armageddon closer to earth!

Brag #31: Maxis To DiGi, A Haunting Tale (MUST READ)

2008-12-08T04:57:00.000-08:00

Very Shocking.....

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Penang . Her name was Ai Ling. She was hit by a truck.

She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Tony.

Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone. She used to be never found without her handphone.

In fact she also changed her network from Maxis to Digi, so that both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost. Even when Tony left overseas to finish his masters, they constantly kept in touch.

She used to spend half of the day talking with Tony.
Ai Ling's family knew about their relationship.. Tony was very close to Ai Ling's family as well. (Just
imagine their love) . Before she passed away she always told her friends 'If I pass away please burn me with my handphone' she also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people cudnt carry her body, A lot of them tried to do so, but still cant everybody that had tried to carry the body, the results were the same.

Eventually, they called a person known to one of their neighbours, who can speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her father.

He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.
After a few minutes, he said 'this girl misses something here.' Then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone.

He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It was then moved easily and they then carried her into the van.

All of us were shocked. Ai Ling's parents did not inform Tony that Ai Ling had passed away as they're waiting for him to come home after his graduation..

After 2 weeks Tony returned and called Ai Ling's mom.......

Tony:....'Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Don't tell Ai Ling that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her.'
Her mother replied..... 'come home first, I wanna tell you something very important.'

After he came, they told him the truth about Ai Ling.
Tony thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said 'don't try to fool me - tell Ai Ling to come out, i have a gift for her... Please stop this nonsense'.

Then they show him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe. (Tony started to sweat) He said... 'Its not true. We spoke yesterday.. She still calls me.
Tony was shaking.

Suddenly, Tony's phone rang. 'see this is from Ai Ling, see this....' he showed the phone to Ai Ling's family. all of them told him to answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode.

All of them heard his conversation. It is the actual voice of Ai Ling & there is no way others could use her sim card since it is nailed inside the grave box!

They were so shocked and asked for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of dead persons) help again. He brought his master to solve this matter.

He & his master worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them....

DiGi 'I will follow you!!!'

Don't shout at me I am also looking for the person who has sent me this shit....so what
you can do...you should also forward this piece of crap to all your buddies...and enjoy...like i enjoyed. HAHAHAHAHA...

GOTCHA!

ngahahahahahahaha!

haaaaa... that was way too gooood

Brag #30: Care for a Cuban Cigar Much?

2008-12-06T08:10:00.000-08:00

Brag #29: I Can't Think Straight

2008-11-19T08:35:00.000-08:00

"i want to be with someone who makes my heart jumps when i hear her keys in the door ... and that someone is you"

Shazo's Lesbionic Brain says:

Lisa Ray <3>
Indian + Palestinian lesbians ? = comedy situation to MUST watch lol
i sense a little dejavou in my first experience when view trailer
the jokes you'd get to understand like mad about Indian culture meets lesbianism
is in utter sadness mode because OBVIOUSLY Malaysia would NEVER screen this in cinema thus have to wait for MONTHS/years for the pirated DVD to be out D': betchness

Synopsis :

In the upper echelons of traditional Middle Eastern society, Reema and Omar prepare for the marriage of their daughter Tala. But back at work in London, Tala encounters Leyla, a young British Indian woman who is dating Tala's best friend Ali. Tala sees something unique in the artless, clumsy, sensitive Leyla who secretly works to become a writer. And Tala's forthright challenges to Leyla's beliefs begins a journey of self-awareness for Leyla. As the women fall in love, Tala's own sense of duty and cultural restraint cause her to pull away from Leyla and fly back to Jordan where the preparations for an ostentatious wedding are well under way. As family members descend and the wedding day approaches, the pressure mounts until Tala finally cracks and extricates herself. Back in London, Leyla is heartbroken but learns to break free of her own self-doubt and her mother's expectations, ditching Ali and being honest with her parents about her sexuality. When Ali and Leyla's feisty sister Zara help throw Tala and Leyla together again, Tala finds that her own preconceptions of what love can be is the final hurdle she must jump to win Leyla back.

The tagline :

You can only find true love when you're true to yourself.
Two Cultures. Two Traditions. One Love.

Brag #28 : Dear Denise Chan, My Mock Letter To You, -signed S-

2008-11-14T05:23:00.000-08:00

Fill in the blanks by answering the questions provided below.

Retype your 'mock letter' at the end of the post.

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog).

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.

With Love;
-Your name-

P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___, -The name of the person that tagged you-.
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1. What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over

Red - Our affair is over

White - I'll join the monastery

Black - I dislike you

Green - Our horoscope doesn't match

Grey - You're a pervert

Yellow - I'm selling myself

Pink - Your nostrils are insulting

Brown - The mafia wants you

No shirt - You're a loser

Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night

February - Last year

March - When your dwarf bit me

April - When I tripped on sesame seeds

May - First of May

June - When you put cuffs on me

July - When I threw up

August - When I saw the shrunken head

September - When we skinny dipped

October - When I quoted Santa

November - When your dog ran amok

December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment

Pizza - In your camping car

Pasta - Outside of Chicago

Hamburgers - Under the bus

Salad - As you ate enchilada

Chicken - In your closet

Kebab - With Paris Hilton

Fish - In women's clothing

Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation

Lasagna - At the mental hospital

Hot dog - Under a state of trance

None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on

Red - Insult

Black - Ignore

Blue - Knock out

Purple - Pour syrup on

White - Carve your initials into

Grey - Pull the clothes off

Brown - Put leeches on

Orange - Castrate

Pink - Pull the toupee off

Barefoot - Sit on

Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend

White - My father

Grey - Bill Clinton

Brown - My fart balloon

Purple - My mustard soufflé

Red - Donald Duck

Blue - My avocado plant

Yellow - My penpal in Ghana

Orange - My Kid Rock-collection

Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper

None - My John F. Kennedy-statue

Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs - Man

O.C. - Emotional

One Tree Hill - Open

Heroes - Frostbitten

Lost - Scarred

Simpsons - Cowardly

The news - Mongolic

American Idol - Masochistic

Family Guy - Senile

Top Model - Middle-class

None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I've felt

Sad - How boring you are

Bored - That Santa doesn't exist

Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage

Depressed - That we're cousins

Excited - That there is no solution to this

Nervous-The middle east

Worried-That your Honda sucks

Apathetic - That I did a sex-change

Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster

Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men

Overjoyous - That I'm open

Other-That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring

Yellow - Your love letters

Red - Your Darth Vader

Black - Your tame stone

Blue - The couch cushions

Green - The pictures from LA

Orange - Your false teeth

Brown - Your contact book

Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs

Purple - Your old lottery coupons

Pink - The cut toenails

Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo

C/D - The oil stocks

E/F - Your neighbour Martin

G/H - My virginity

I/J - The results of your blood-sample

K/L - Your left ear

M/N - Your suicide note

O/P - My common sense

Q/R - Your mom

S/T - Your collection of butterflies

U/V - Your criminal record

W/X - David's tricot outfits

Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Always will remember

C/D - Never will forget

E/F - Always wanted to break

G/H - Never openly mocked

I/J - Always have felt dirty before

K/L - Will tell the authorities about

M/N - Told in my confession today about

O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about

Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about

S/T - Get sick when I think of

U/V - Always will try to forget

W/X - Am better off without

Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship

Beer - Senility

Soft drink - A new life as a clone

Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo

Milk - The apartment building

Wine - Cocaine

Cider- A passionate interest for mice

Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations

Mineral water - Embarrassing rash

Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism

Whisky - To ruin the second world war

Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards

USA - Best regards

England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail

Spain - Go and drown yourself

China - Disgusting regards

Germany - With ease

Japan - Go burn

Greece - Your everlasting enemy

Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard

Egypt - Fuck off now

France - In pain

Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?

Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig

Foosball - Silly duck

Shopping - French kisser

Dulging for food - Cranky banana

Movies - Smelly armpits

Snacks - Horny wolf

Snooker - Tiny nipples

Bowling - Sexy grandmother

Outdoor activities - Vain pot

Having a long talk - Nose plucker

Taking pictures - Dumb bitch

Other - Burn yourself

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Dear Denise,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our affair is over.I think I realized it when When we skinny dipped At the mental hospital and I saw you Carve your initials into Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That I did a sex-change. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Always wanted to break. A new life as a clone.Greetings to your freaky family.

With Love;
Shazo

P/S: You are so lifeless, Nose plucker, Denise Chan Oi Oi.

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I tag:

Rachel @ Wedgie
M
Jasreen
Bibo
Idan
Sarah
Jerusha
Adrina
Aliya Harun
Anne

Enjoy! =)

Brag#27: Homecoming by The Teenagers

2008-10-09T06:43:00.000-07:00

Ok I hafta admit, they aren't that talented (somehow) but I find the beats like sexy
Anyway, I discovered this music video / song from Katy Perry's blog
The director for this MV is the same director who directed her I Kissed A Girl.
The director is Kinga Burza
Yes, weird name for a british lass, ain't it?
Anyway, I define this song as "Sarcastically Kinky" with a dash of "out of tune"

And Wedgie ...
SHUDDUP!
The song is ubberly sexindie!
Sing-a-long to the song already, you psycho fart monger !

The Teenagers 'Homecoming'

Lyrics:

Last week, I flew to San Diego to see my auntie.
On day 1, I met her hot step daughter;
She's a cheerleader, she is a virgin and she is really tan.
As she stepped out of her massive car, I could only notice she was more than fuckable.
I think she was coming back from the game or something 'cause she was holding those silly pompoms.
On day 2, I fucked her and it was wild. She is such a slut.

I fucked my American cunt.

I loved my English romance.

I fucked my American cunt.

I loved my English romance.

It was dirty, a dream came true.

Just like I like it she's got nice tits.

It was perfect, a dream came true.
Just like a song by blink182.

OK, listen girls! I met the hottest guy ever!
Basically, as I was stepping out of my SUV I came face to face with my step cousin or whatever... Who cares!
Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair, and the cutest British accent ever!
Straight away I could tell he was a rocker with his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me...
Mmm, he is totally awesome!
Oh My God! I think im in love...

I fucked my American cunt.

I loved my English romance.

I fucked my American cunt.

I loved my English romance.

It was dirty, a dream came true.

Just like I like it she's got nice tits.

It was perfect, a dream came true.
Just like a song by blink182.

I fucked my American cunt.

I loved my English romance.

I fucked my American cunt.

I loved my English romance.

It was so nice to meet you.

Pleasure is mine, I do like you!

Come to Cancun for spring break?

I'll think about it, it could be great.

(And don't forget to send me a friend request!

As if...)

Brag#26 : Blooooduh

2008-10-01T07:16:00.000-07:00

It is so retarded
yet
so adorable

...
still
...
it's retarded
roflskaters!

"Daddeeeeee, bloooooduh, not funneeeeeee!"

Brag#25 : Map To My Crib

2008-09-30T17:42:00.000-07:00

i hope this shit makes sense :-s

Brag#23 : Sarcasism has never been this sexy

2008-09-23T21:35:00.000-07:00

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.
All that you are you owe to your parents.
Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
Brains aren't everything
. In fact, in your case they're nothing!
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
I don't know who you are, but whatever it is, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
I'd like to give you a going-away present ... but you have to do your part.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I'd like to leave you with one thought ... but I'm not sure you have a place to put it!
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.

Brag#22: Graffited Wedgie

2008-09-23T09:42:00.000-07:00

Brag#21: The Birds & The Bees , Patrick & Eugene

2008-09-18T06:22:00.000-07:00

Annoying Singing mini Hagrids

awhgaaaaaaaaawd

why do I even bother o_O ?
I don't understand myself... Oh dear...

Brag#20: The Secret Life of Bees

2008-09-15T23:31:00.000-07:00

I AM MAJOR EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE!

QUEEN LATIFAH
(Queen of Talent!)
DAKOTA FANNING
(the kid that makes you wish you wna be her)
JENNIFER HUDSON
(from her winning supporting role for Dreamgirls, and yes I've seen her act - she was brilliant!)
ALICIA KEYS
(I believe this is most likely her FIRST act in a movie so I am pretty excited about that.
In fact during my watch on her video clip of Teenage Love Affair and You'll Never See Me Again, I had a strong sense she would turn out to be in the movies one day and BAM! here she is with the best actresses in Hollywood!)
SOPHIE OKONEDO

(I've so far only remember her as the 4-handed woman in red from AeonFlux she stared aside with Charlize Theron. But I'm pretty sure she has acted much more outstanding roles in other movies, just that I'm not pretty clear whats it were ... BUT SHE IS REAL GOOD ANYWAY, with out a doubt fosho)

The movie is based from this book by Sue Monk Kidd
(lol at first I spelled it Dikk instead - wtf is wrong with me lol)

Anyhow, The Secret Life Of Bees, is set in South Carolina in 1964, is the moving tale of Lily Owens (Fanning) a 14 year-old girl who is haunted by the memory of her late mother (Burton). To escape her lonely life and troubled relationship with her father (Bettany), Lily flees with Rosaleen (Hudson), her caregiver and only friend, to a South Carolina town that holds the secret to her mother's past. Taken in by the intelligent and independent Boatwright sisters (Latifah, Okonedo and Keys), Lily finds solace in their mesmerizing world of beekeeping.

So yeah!

Let's see... what can I predict about movie... Hm...
I'm sure they'll involve some singing... I THINK la coz ... there was a black dude sang a lil so its a sign plus you've got Quenn Latifah, Jennifer Hudson & Alicia Keys ! HOW COULD THEY NOT SING! They better sing or else this movie is just going to disappoint meh!
Ok maybe not so disappointing ah... but really, why put 3HREE talented singers in one movie - WHY if its not for that gifted voice box in their throat - tell meh lay-dees and gent-tell-men! lol But the again, its alright if the don't, it's just the thought of having very talented people in one movie is just total awesome sauce, just makes you wna hump to honey comb :D !

And of YES! DAKOTA FANNING is so grown up! She has REAL TITTIES! ITS REAL! Those lil humps are NATURAL REAL TITTIES! She's such a big girl now!
Aaaaaaaaaawe ... *wipes happy tears*
And ohmahgawdness, for an early teenager, she can pull of an accent like that and she did so majorly well like she just blew me with ommahgawded away!
See what I mean how effing gifted she is and makes you so jealous you just want to be her!? I've adore DF since ... hm... since all her movies, the year when Hide & Seek came out.
I sooooo really hope she doesn't end up like Lohan or that one hit wonder kid from ET, I really hope she becomes waaaay succesful than Drew Barrymore (I love Barrymore, she's so cuteness)

Anyhow, since the movie is based from a book, this movie SHOULD be really good like major major good... More than major good, somewhat to ultimate awesome sauce covered on awesomeness.
This movie better not let me down, the trailer has got hooked and I can't wait to check it out.
ALL MOVIES BASED FROM BOOKS ARE AWESOMENESS! ... except for Harry Potter because they've chopped down a WHOLE lot from the original story line - betches.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS MOVIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

oh, and also a Singaporian indie movie which Siti Danisa Mahmud (I named her that) has starred in The Funeral Party, which she said it's a dark comedy, I like dark comedy, Tim Burton for the win!
So DENISE CHAN, the girl I met in My Chemical Romance mosh pit back in 9Dec'07, I'm still stalking you *secretly evil LOL* ... and King-ky <3
lol and oh yes - before you, my dear readers, about to dial for the FBI saying you've found a stalker, better don't.
I'm just Denise's personal stalker, we're friends - we talk, we don't run after each other with a Chicken Rice Butcher Knive. LoL
I'm the friendly stalker
GGG (Gelak Golek Golek, meaning RollOverLaughing) stupid

ha... ANYWAY, I WANT TO WATCH THE SECRET LIFE OF BEES!
and Funeral Party =)

and curses this damn editing post shet, I've ALREADY SET THE FONTS SIZE CORRECTLY, WHY DO YOU NOT OBEY MY COMMAND!?!? DO YOU WANT ME TO KEEP TYPING IN THE WRATH OF THE CAPS LOCKS JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS????
geezuz

Brag#19 : Let the Pictures Does the Answering

2008-09-12T03:56:00.000-07:00

a) Answer the questions below, do a Google Image search with your answer, take a picture from the first page of results, and do it with minimal words of explanation.

b) Tag 5 other people to do the same once you've finished answering every question.

1) the age you'll be on your next birthday

i never thought searching for 23 is so difficult under the first page of search lol wth

2) a place you'd like to travel to:

NYC !

3) your favourite place:

anywhere will do as long I could stargaze peacefully

4) your favourite food:

5) your favourite pet:

6) your favourite colour combination:

7) your favourite piece of clothing:

8) your favourite song:

(Thinking Of You, Katy Perry)

9) your favourite tv show:

10) first name of your significant other/crush:

Che'Nelle - Got A Storray For Ya *giggle*

11) the town in which you live:

(Shah Alam)

12: your screen name/nickname:

Shazalomaniac :p

13) your first job:

banquet waitress in Concorde Hotel

14) your dream job:

Music Video Director !

15) a bad habit you have:

16) your worst fear:

creepy crawlers generally, those with more than 8 legs or worm-like .. eek!

17) the thing you'd like to do before you die:

18) 5 people to tag:

Wedgie
M
Denise
Sarah
Jasreen

Brag#18 : Kinda's Giberish Scary Looking Humpty Dumpty [looks like Micheal Jackson ya'll]

2008-09-09T08:27:00.000-07:00

Kinda
yaybo shakey
me unscrabbly
SHOCKADOOBEE!
doublie shockadoobee!
popswable uhuhu
toooy
yodleyammanchocoscrubwizmultipoploversdiiiiiiie
oh grubbly
me scroobbe now
nokko
weeeeeeeeee!

Brag#17: 7even Things

2008-09-08T09:57:00.000-07:00

Seven things to be done before my death.

Meet one particular person, which I don't think it's wise for me to state his/her name.
SKY DIVING!
Get my hands dirty with the Broadcasting / Filming field.
Sell t-shirts designed by me and Wedgie as business.
Leave my mark in every continent on this planet called Earth.
Do the most major craziest shet that would have the police hunt my black ass down just for a day
OR
Drive to the most fastest speed that even the police can't fine me for speeding!
Conquer Youtube Fab Life for Malaysia.

Seven things I will NOT do even if it kills me.

Suicide probably - even thought I wanted to liek a bazillion times but I must set an example to my nieces and nephews that no matter what shet you're going through, don't go for suicide.
Taking major drugs - but weed would be just alright.
Kill another human?
Get married just to be a housewife? Ew
To reach the majorness of obesity.
Smotthered with creepy crawlers or even eat them - major eek-ness!
Get involve with someone taken again (it happened ONCE and I've NEVER mean to!)?

Seven things I do when I'm away from the public.

Strip butt naked for as long as I'm alone.
Hanging around with my imaginary people.
Shaving me pubes
Singing
Pee out rainbow river
Pooping rods of gold
Ooh, how about masturbation?

Seven fav sentences/quotes.

It's not QUEER to love another human being
Homosexual is NORMAL, heterosexual is just so common
Love knows no GENDER
Smack you bitch I will
Imma betchslap you, you shetbag.
...so hawt it's hawter than the sun!
I think I might need to poop now... o_O

Seven favourite songs from all time

You Get What You Give , New Radicals
Sugar, Were Going Down , Fall Out Boy
Famous Last Word , My Chemical Romance
Say What You Want , Texas
Shake It , Metro Station
Itu Kamu , Estranged
Barely Breathing , Duncan Sheik

*There's so much more, must it be 7even???*

Seven things I'll make you wish you didn't do if you did.

When I've really lost my head - don't EVER touch me!
Test my emotions
If I didn't do any-fucking-thing wrong to you, better treat me nicely.
Mainly, my mum would keep wanting to have what I have in my hand that I've made for myself - that really annoy me coz its like EVERYTIME want it off from me! ... mainly its food
Pick a fight with me, I'll fight you back either physically or verbal - pick one and I'll smack you right back.
Being fucking rude/offensive.
Embarrass me ?

Seven people to tag.

Wedgie
Sarah
M
Denise
Idan
Jasreen
Amani ?

Brag#16 : 69Qs

2008-09-03T05:51:00.000-07:00

Are your parents married or divorced?:

Married and single [applies to my guardian whom one of them passed away]
&
for my biological parent they've probably divorced or separated or something
I honestly don't know, I was given away to know the whole details

Are you a vegetarian?:

Nein, no matter how much I pity the animals that has been mercilessly killed for our infinity hunger for meat I still eat them coz i think it's a waste for these brave animals to be sacrificed even though they didn't want to die in that sense. I'm sorry my precious meaty friends, if you're still alive I'm sure wouldn't request to have you all slaughtered - foreal!

Do you believe in Heaven?:

No, I wish I do but logics and theories has taken me over my beliefs.

Have you ever come close to dying?:

I don't really know but probably I have coz I've wrecked a car i drove and had the car in 45degrees position and it was AWESOME shet ! hahaha
The adrenelin of such accident was so awesome, on that very spot I wished I had been a stunt driver lol

What jewelry do you wear 24/7?:

... no jewelery, just lether hand band and a rubber red handband that say I ♥ MY

Are you eating?:

I WAS eatting so that makes me "I just ate".
I had McShake Fries? or somewhat like that from McD.
Thankgawd it's back, i miss that piece of shet for so long !

Do you eat the stems of broccoli:

Yeah, I'd eat the whole thing esp if its steamed up - yums!
...or is it bad o_O ?

Do you wear makeup?:

Would you ever have plastic surgery?:

...not really, but if there was a magical fairy godmother around, I'd wish I wouldn't have this asian button nose but a very good looking indian nose woulb be lovely ;)

What do you wear to bed?:

Nothing ^_^
...sick yet? heeeeeee #D

Have you ever done anything illegal?:

hm... I think I have... Lemme try with a list:

being a homo
fucked as a homo
tried my first cig at age 13 but that was experimental only one two puff and thats about it
tried marijuana [never really got high, only slight sleepiness.
By right, I was overdosed but I was never high! I kept on asking like "dude, its been 2 hours now, am I suppose to be high?" LOL]
..and oh yes, I shoplift :D usually jst stuff below RM5-RM10, stationary stuff or those RM1 crappy toys those little village kids play, hahaha.

Can you roll your tounge?:

Roll like how? I can only do this though

Do You have a boyfriend or girlfriend?:

I suppose I have non.

Do you believe in Abortions?:

Nif, babies deserve to live no matter how bad you don't want a child, you could give them a better life by giving them away with people who wants to care and nature a child like their own. No harm to it. It's giving a life a new beginning. It's the BEST thing a female could contribute to the world

What is your Hair color?:

Black, asian black, baybeh B-)
That's hawt

Future child's name, boy and girl?:

I've always love the name Shayna since I was in high school.
So if I were to have twins I could name them Shayna & Shawna.
Kasheef is a bit too... gets you tired if you wanna scold the boy "KASHEEF! I'LL SHIFT YOU BACK TO MUMMY TUMMY WORLD!" and bla bla bla so no, not that one. Anybody interested with that name can take it je lah.
...maybe Shazwan

MAINLY la kan, my kids must "...SH..." in it - hahahaha!

Do you smoke?:

Yesza, I smoke.
I use to be an anti-smoker but by the age of 17-18, I became otherwise.
It all started when my friends ACCIDENTLY left their ciggerate box in my bag and I chickened out fear that my sister would find out I brought back ciggerates even though it's not mine so I wanted to do something like demolish it but I look at those butts and I was like "uish, what a waste" so I end up smoking 10butts that night and ever since then, I got hooked.

If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?:

India again or New York or Hawaii
Wherever that makes me happy la!
And oh, I would LOVE to go back to Bali, its awesome sauce for bummers like me :D !

Do you sleep with stuffed animals?:

Used to when I was ... in primary school era? I don't know. It's for sure at that time la of course lol. I use to tuck my favourite teddies in just before I head to bed.
AND NO, DON'T SAY I'M CUTE, I WAS JUST A KID K! ¬_¬ betches...

If you won the lottery, what would you do first?:

I've answered this question before in my previous blog/brag...
Oh well
I'd spend like MAD! and get to do things I've never had the chance.
Do so many shittay things before I die basically.

Gold or silver?:

Silver.
Gold doesn't kill werewolfes.

Hamburger or hot dog?:

Dayyum
...erm...
this is a tough decision to make.
Hawt Dawgz I suppose.
*shrugs*

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?:

oh dear... erm... it would probably be... hm... its... er... hm...
PIZZA! ...i think
I'm too full to think about food at this moment, heh.

City, beach or country?:

Gawdam, erm... it's... ergh... erm... it's either the beach or the city

What was the last thing you touched?:

... the keyboard of my MacBook o_O ?

Where did you eat last?:

in front of the TV in the living room

When's the last time you cried?:

...secretly unnoticely or crying inside or cry cried? Feel like answering it as "not long ago" but I'm too betchy to even cry at this moment.

Do you read blogs?:

D'uh, isn't what blogs are made for?

Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?:

I always do ¬_¬

Ever been involved with the police?:

erm... sort of... well, not really but um... in a way got la...

what's your favorite shampoo/conditioner and soap?:

erm... hm...
Head&Shoulders so far, the citrus or something else some sort of kind, i dno...
I used to use conditioners but now no more though it would be nice to use 'em again but no thanks for now but um since you asked, my answer would Vidal Sasoon, it works really great.
and for soap... er... it's got to be Parrot Botanical It so rules!

Do you talk in your sleep?:

I wouldn't know...
Didn't I have answered this question before o_O ?

Ocean or pool?:

I'm not sure anymore

What's your favorite song at the moment:

T-shirt, Shontelle Layne
Official Girl, Cassie
That's What You Get, Paramore

have you ever had a cavity?:

I wouldn't remeber because the last time I had my regular check up with my dentist was before I moved to the Selangor state all the way from Johore.
I was told by dentist back then that I could go for some teeth contest (whathell, is there such thing!?) so it's a pretty good sign.
Besides that, back in my days in primary school we had to bring our toothbrush every recess and at the end of some time the teacher will pick some students with awesome teeth and I was one of them. I find it odd coz I thought I was in trouble coz I forgot to bring my toothbrush at that time LoL and you'd get punishment for not bringing your toothbrush lmao!
However, since I moved, I never had my check up, the last I had my teeth checked outwas from my cousin's husband who is a dentist, Syed, and it was because my gum at the back of my mouth or jaw whatever that is, it felt like wisdom tooth growing way then it has exceeded, it's like having an extra meat being all flippy above the new teeth I have back in my sets of teeth.
It was irritating as hell and sometimes it can be painful, but now I'm imune to it and I can still do the flippy gum with my tounge - hahaha disgusting but fun lol

Window seat or aisle seats?:

Windows seat

Ever met anyone famous?:

Of course I have

Local :

Tun Dato' Dr. Mahathir, I don't know if you either wna consider him as a celeb but when I was 9 I think while watching Beauty&theBeast on Ice I remembered how thrilled I was to see him sitting just above me from far, he respect him a whole damn lot!
Jaclyn Victor
Dina
Syafinaz
Adibah Nor <3
Pierre Andre and his mother Khatijah Tan
omg, AGAIN I keep forgetting her name [Sarah Yasliza, I hope you remember the name I once told you about haha dammit] anyway, this particular actress, she's my long distance cousin kind to my mum, not like close close kind of cousin, ya know what I mean? lol GAH! I get so frustrated coz I told myself NOT to forget the name once I was told lol dammit.
Marion Caunter
Adam Carruthers
Rina Omar
Phat Fabes
Razif Hashim
Jaafar Onn
Chef Nazri
Amy Mastura
Hujan
Rejab & Bakri from Gerhana Ska Cinta
Mooky from One Buck Short & of course the whole band
Lan from Meet Uncle Hussein
Pop Shuvit
Too Phat but more of Joe Flizzow
Estranged
Bittersweet
Paul from Y2K and the band
Kaer
Anuar Zain
Ziana Zain
Dato' Sharifah Aini
ne of the members of Senario ¬_¬
Nita
Faizal Tahir
Fareez, actor in the making ;) lol
Denise Chan, actress in the making ;D lol
Sheela of One In A Million
M. Nasir
one of the members from Feminime lol omg i'm so 90s hahaha!
V.E.
oh yes my neighbour, Azmir - a famous Malay song writer
had a very minor interview by Sazzy Falak at the PCD concert lol next to all those Mak Nyahs hahahaha haaaaaa so funny
I think i saw Nur Fazura Shariffudin when she first started her MTV VJ job somewhere in some mall... I'm trying to remember what was the occasion about and which mall was it - but I'm definite it happened =p
Will & Syazmin from RedFM, along with the other RedFM crew
and oh lol, i don't know but um, Sarah Yasliza (my friend/my probably best bud/my ex scandal) is the daughter of a famous actor (shall I mention his name o_O?) back in the .. 80s? 90s? I don't know, I just found out early this year so and...
I don't know the actor either *woops* =p !
... could she be considered as the whole "famous people" ? lol
and oh, I'm related to someone who was once famous for all the wrong reasons and that we thank to the government police officers for making my brother a scapegoat and let the real criminal let loose doing all the screwing and killing.
Heh, it wasn't really an awesome fame, it caused us psychological break downs at times worrying, people we know questioning us and wasted his precious time for 6months of his life.
Dudes & dudettes, you should've seen the sadness he had on his face when he couldn't touch his kids between those stupid glass during visiting hours. I had never seen him in such shitty position ever and surprisingly it broke my heart to see him like that even though we weren't close as siblings.
International:
Incubus
Che'Nelle
My Chemical Romance
Good Charlotte
Pussy Cat Dolls
Shah Rukh Khan
Salman Khan
Juhi Chawla
Twinkle Khanna
VJ Utt
VJ Denise
VJ Colbie
Jonah Lomu
some guy who herds Highlander cows in Scotland, when we told my aunt we met this guy she was all like "that's the richest highlander cow herder" and we all thought he's just a humble fluffy animal herder who showed us around :-s
lol the Queen of Engalnd - I'm SERIOUS! no kidding lol

Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life?:

Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?:

yeah

What is your fav. sport to play?:

I can't really think right now but one thing for sure it's Volleyball & Pool, I think there are other sports I like though

Basketball or football?:

...football? ...I guess I'm more of a dirrty field sports person

when was the last time you went to the bathroom?:

an hour ago to pee

Do you drive a stick?:

... a stick has engine o_O?

Cake or ice cream?:

ICE CREAM, I'm sick of cakes!

Are you self-conscious?:

50-50

Do you like any of your close friends?:

of course I do!
wait... what kind of "like" o_O ?
I like them PLATONICALLY so it's normal aite!

Have you ever given money to a bum?:

Yeah

Have you been in love?:

Yes

Where do you wish you were?:

In a better situation

On myspace why is the 1st person on ur top 8 there?:

coz that ass hole is my 0.5 !
lol My best buddy since 14

Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?:

Oof, not yet

Can you tango?:

...no

Last gift you received?:

...SOON it could probably cake? coz ... I'm going out to celebrate my pre-birthday
I recently bought myself a Chuck, supposedly get the money from my sis but I bought it anyway coz we're celebrating at One Utama instead of MidValley and the shoes is available only in MidValley ¬_¬
[the day of my birthday is for family to celebrate, friends has to be a day earlier or after =p]

What occasion did you recieve your gift?:

birthday

Last thing you spent lots of money on?:

Silk screening stuff

Where do you live?:

In a magical ass of a giant
naw, I live under a roof in Bukit Jelutong

Last wedding attended.:

Maria's wedding!
lol omg, I seriously can't imagine myself married at this very age, Maria, how you do it!? lol

Favorite restaurant?:

...erm... Colleseum ? Yeah, childhood memories goes on there.
Actually, I don't think I have any fav restaurant.

What is your favorite kind of car?:

Cars with not a long engine area.
I hate cars where its front is so long I couldn't estimate the length when it comes to parking or making sure I don't hit the car in front of me while driving and I'd end up having this huuuuuge gap which makes me look like a driving nerd.
I honeestly don't mind owning a Kancil in that case lol, it's lame I know but I feel much comfortable that way =p
But at the same time, I enjoy cars that makes you feel like you're driving a truck :-s lol

Most hated food(s):

Oooh... hm.. Durian? I don't fancy the actualy fruit but I don't mind the ice-cream flavour lol
Actually, I can't really remember, I'm pretty sure I have a list of them.

Most loved food(s)?:

PROTEIN such as MEAT

Can you sing?:

no, I seriously can't sing

Person on your mind?:

This information can't be disclosed due to embarrassment issue.

What's your least fav. chores?:

Cleaning the fans

Favorite drink?:

Twister's Apple Juice, Old Town's Hazelnut Flavoured Coffee & other carbohidret-cafein drinks

Currently have a Crush?:

This information can't be disclosed due to embarrassment issue.

How long was your longest drive in a car?:

6 hours probably?
Drove from Shah Alam to Kuala Terengganu with my late father and I got first speeding fine ^_^ weeeeeeeeeee!
but gawdammit, I only exceeded like 13kmh extra than the limit

Why do you do Myspace surveys?:

they fulfill my boredism moment

Do you know who Nick Tyo is?:

Does everyone needs to know who's Nick Tyo?
my answer is... no, not really.

Brag#15 : Ommagawd, like I know right? That's so hawt, do ya love it? I loves it!

2008-09-02T07:19:00.000-07:00

Brag#14 : Wedgie-ness Comic, Vainly Starring ME! ... and oh, Wedgie herself ¬_¬ ... <3 lol you know ailapjoo! haha

2008-09-02T06:26:00.001-07:00

Wedgie, well done!
I look so cute
*ehem* i mean we look cute
*mumbles saying, "I so look adorable, I am major cute, cuter than Paris Hilton's dog! Woof Woof!"*

Inside-joke tour-guide:

ONE of the vowels in a foul word such as Dick, Shit, Bitch, Puki or such shall be replaced with a letter "e" which transform them into Deck, Shet, Betch, Peki adn etc.
I'm always either fartie or shitty so i always announce like "I feel shittay" and Wedgie would be like "You're always full of shits" and soon later, I'll be saying, "I think I might need to poop".

Brag#13 : When Charlie Bit Harry

2008-09-02T05:33:00.000-07:00

Everybody knows this video yet nobody has gotten enough of them
I know I haven't lol

Look how nawty the lil baldie is
Agagagagagooooooo!

Brag#12: The Cuteness of an Asian Little Girl Who Says "Whatever" with Her Eyes Rolled In Damned - mainly, it's a little bitch in the making, nuf'said

2008-09-02T01:42:00.000-07:00

Cuteness Melanda Tak Boleh BLAH !
(translation: "the occurring cuteness that you can't get away!"
... or somewhat like that,
its not that easy to translate street Malay slang to English,
its so ghey ¬_¬ heh)

Brag#11 : 40 USELESS Qs

2008-09-01T10:18:00.000-07:00

1) Who is the last person you high-five?
i think... it was... either... Noni my second cousin / niece or Nina my actual niece ... Hm...
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
No way, i don't believe in war
3) Do you sleep with the TV on?
i hardly watch telley these days, esp to the wee hours.
4) Have you ever wheezed the juice?
...wheeze?... wadya mean?
5) Have you ever won a spelling bee?
lol ALMOST, i was under the top5 back in high school.
6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Nope... not that I remember off...
7) How fast can you type?
I wouldn't really know now would I ? I suppose it's just moderate speed...
8) Are you afraid of the dark?
sometimes... 50-50... usually its a no
9) What color are your socks?
White
10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
Drive-in as in... no, i don't think i've made out in a drive-in
11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
I don't remember
12) Do you knock on wood?
I knock a lot of other things
13) Do you floss daily?
No, i brush daily
14) Do you want to Fanta?
Yeah, sure
15) Can you hula hoop?
Not really
16) Are you good at keeping secrets?
Yeah, especially secrets that doesn't really matters to me
17) What do you want for Christmas?
a miracle
18) Do you know the Muffin Man?
yes, its William Sledd
19) Do you talk in your sleep?
I wouldn't know if I were sleeping unless i'd record myself sleeping
20) Who wrote the book of love?
Guru Pitka lol
21) Have you ever flown a kite?
i think i did
22) Do you wish on your fallen eyelashes?
yeah, i do
23) Do you whiten your teeth?
naw
24) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
Farts
25) Have you ever asked for a pony?
...no
26) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
yeah, i would.
27) Can you juggle?
not really but ok-ok la..
29) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
Love is Genderless and that its not a bad thing
30) Do the chickens have large talons?
... what's a talon ?
31) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?
someone who needs to see the presents of a smile
32) Are you ready to rumble?
yeah?
33) Can you count to fifty-Five?
i can count til infinity baby
34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
Nope, but i have taken a break from college for 3months before
35) How do you spell relief?
r-e-l-i-e-f ?
d'uh !?
36) Have you ever crawled through a window?
yeah, a lot of times when i need to smoke just outside my room on my roof at night
37) Have you ever eaten dog food?
Nope... i think i did once, a lil piece... coz it smelt so nice lol
38) Can you handle the truth?
No
39) Do you like green eggs and ham?
...green?
40) Who is your daddy? and what does he do?
Abdul Rahman Basir and he was a headmaster for some boy school
biologically, my dad is Mohd. Ridzuan and he's a junkie ... that's what i know about him so far *shurg* heh

Brag#10 : 43Qs

2008-08-31T12:10:00.000-07:00

1.how old do you look?

I was told I seem younger than my age
recently Dayana said i'm 19
hahaha OKAY LA TU! ;)

2.are you waiting for something?

I think I am, I'm waiting for an absolute answer

3.what were you doing at ten last night?

watching a movie on HBO

4.what are you doing tonight?

Being topless,
viewing people's blog,
taking granted of my time to complete assignment I could've done WEEKS ago,
listening to Cassie's Official Girl coz i could relate to the song,
doing a LOT of thinking of whats happening, gna happen and what should've taken action,
answering surveys,
waiting for eating time before fasting hours begin.

5.last myspace message you received?

Dirt-Tee... before that it was Priy...and before her it was Lestat...and before that its was KuroDesign... and before that its was Amani... and the list goes on and on

6.can you handle the truth?

50-50 i suppose...
maybe no.

7.did you cry today?

not today... but maybe secretly i have but no

8.do you hate the last person you had a conversation with?

...yes and no at the same time

9.is there anyone who understands your relationship status?

NOT REALLY coz I, myself have NO IDEA

10.have you ever thought about converting your religion?

yes, i have

11.last thing you drank?

plain water

12.last person you hugged?

Wedgie... or was it Nicholas... o_O ?

13.who do you most look like in your family?

Well, since I am adopted my guardians always say I look much more like my aunt which I highly doubt have I ever seen her but I do suspect I've met her before coz ... i remember recieving my favourite teddy bear from this lady which doesn't make sense why she gave it to me... And it's odd why i consider it as my favourite too...
Ah well, piece of crap shet drama rama lol
"whatevaaaaaa", says the little girl with her eyes rolled in damned.

14.did you have a dream last night?

no
maybe I have
maybe it's something forgettable
maybe it was ... nothing
lately, I don't remember getting dreams.
It seems like ... everything matters now and dreams were not included whether you're sleeping or not.
gawddammit! it's making me wonder ¬_¬

15.how many piercings do you have?

2wo.

16.if you could have something right now, what would it be?

hardworking-ness or a brain.

17.does anyone call you babe?

probably the appropriate word for the question is "used to call you babe?"

18.have you ever seen somebody get hit by a car?

not.yet

19.have you ever had a panic attack?

...probably, I wouldn't know :-s

20.can you sleep in jeans?

lol yeah but I sleep in my birthday suit all the time

21.what cant you wait for?

an answer

22.have your parents ever smoked pot?

lol i bet they've never, they're TOO LAME for pots!
but... there is a possibility that my biological parents have had pots coz i heard my daddy was a junkie and died that way

23.want someone back in your life?

yes but no at the same time

24.where is your best friend right now?

they're at home

25.are you good at giving directions?

not really, i'm terrible at even EXPLAINING things

26.when was the last time you cried really hard?

when I found the news turn out to be true that she picked the old flame over me

27.who was your last call from?

Fly FM asking for my details like ...29thAug
nobody calls me anymore...

28.ever licked someones cheek?

duh, oral sex baby, hahaha, woof!

29.where were you on july 4th, 2008?

I was around alive and kicking on the 4th of July

30.is it easy for people to make you feel awkward?

yes, without a doubt! lol

31.have you ever kissed anyone whos name started with a k?

lol yeah, Kelly Ho Sook Yee

32.do u have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

i... don't know but it's certainly no boyfriends :p sowwie guys

33.if you could have one wish right now what would it be?

i wish i had a life of a smart higher IQ brain, heterosexual life of a natural born formed as a HAWT MALE.

34.do you prefer warm or cold weather?

perfect mixture of both

35.what do you currently hear right now?

Official Girl, Cassie

36.does someone like you right now?

...i don't know anymore

37.could you go out in public looking like you do now?

i would if the world isn't so skeptical lol
*dance aroudn butt naked*

38.on the opposite sex where do you like them to have piercing?

nil

39.have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something?

i'm not too sure if its a lie but she said she broke her laptop,
but i find it as a lie o_O she is full of bullcrap anyway

40.if you could go back in time, how far back would you go?

back to when i was 18

41.Do you like to hold or be held?

...either?

42.Do you want a small or big wedding?

microscopic

43.If you were a crayon, what color would be?

orange?
red?
green?
blue?
i dno

Brag#9 : Round Round

2008-08-31T09:04:00.000-07:00

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.

1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?

Empty
[Click Five]

(...?!)

2. How would you describe yourself?

The Lost Vikings
[Dethlock]

(lol WHAT???)

3. What do you like in a guy?

Calling All Cars
[Senses Fail]

(lol im looking for a guy who calls all the cars?!?! whatheck!? lol)

4. How do you feel today?

You're Wondering Now
[Amy Winehouse]

(lol... in fact, i'm wondering exactly what i'm feeling today)

5. What is your life's purpose?

Slow Dance In The Inside
[Taking Back Sunday]

(inside...what o_O ?)

6. What is your motto?

Glorious
[Muse]

(for fucks sakes, thats... "wrong" ? lol)

7. What do your friends think of you?

Heal Me, I'm Heartsick
[No Vacancy]

(...the answer doesn't make sense man)

8. What do you think of your parents?

"Jaluves" lol Irreplaceable in Spanish
[Bouncy Knowles]

(this bit is true... nobody can take over their spot, NOBODY BETHCES NOBODY! *doosh doosh!)

9. What do you think about very often?

I Fell In Love With The DJ JJ
[Che'Nelle]

(lol, i haven't even met the dude!!)

10. What is 2 + 2?

When It Falls Apart
[the Veronicas]

(this is getting lamer and lamer... omg, i need to recollect all my other cool songs, this hardisk kaputing twice thing is making my songs collection look like i have bad taste - oh hell!)

11. What do you think of your best friend?

Moon
[Sia]

(lol WHAT?!)

12. What do you think of the person you like?

Boardmeeting
[Timbaland]

(lol, ..wheres the senses gone???)

13. What is your life story?

LOL I Fell In Love With The DJ
[Che'Nelle]

(i have a FEW other versions for this song k! lol but... how can that be my life story!?!?! lol)

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?

First Love
[Che'Nelle]

(lol ... what!? is that even a job!? hahaha)

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?

Talk Show on Mute
[Incubus]

(lol hm, maybe that could be consider as something romantic... :-s lol talk show??)

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?

Back 2 Good
[Matchbox20]

(not cool leh ¬_¬)

17. What will they play at your funeral?

Never Dream Alone
[Ashlee Simpson]

(i'm listening it for the first time now lol)

18. What is your hobby/interest?

Johanna
[Johnny Depp, Jamie Campbell Bower, & Laura Michelle Kelly]

(lol omg, this song is so STALKING! i'm not a STALKER! lol]

19. What is your biggest fear?

Lady Jane
[Zancoma]

(lol thats my biggest fear!?)

20. What is your biggest secret?

Love In This Club {piano}

[David Sides]

(psst, don't tell any1, i screw around in the club, AYE! in the club, AYE! in the club lol)

21. What do you think of your friends

Old Woman
[Terra Naomi]

(lol they're NOT old la! haha)

22. What will you post this as?

Round Round
[Sugababes]

(omg, so lame lol)

Brag#8 : I've Been Fuckin' Flagged on Youtube!?!?

2008-08-25T00:30:00.000-07:00

I've been striked!
WHATHECK ?!?!?
Whatever for have I done wrong in YouTube!?

Brag#7 : Cang-Uncang Angge + Ultimate Baby Fats = Cutest R*tard On Earth!

2008-08-23T14:11:00.000-07:00

This HAS to be the most adorable shiznit eva!

Look at those FATS
Look at those FATS
LOOK AT THOSE FATS!

Don't tell me you don't wna bite her off cause I know you want to - its like a MUST, a sin if you don't!

Brag#6 : 20Qs

2008-08-21T09:31:00.000-07:00

1. Who is your all-time inspiration?
Hm... i seem to have forgotten who is this all-time inspiring people of mine...
I suppose it's... Anthony Hopkins coz I've always wanted to be classy smart yet mysteriously cool altogether like a Sean Connery. Though they have not really contributed any good to the needy but I've always wanted to be like them...in a male form ¬_¬ so i cannot laaaaaa coz i'm a girl laaaaaa, what do now laaaaaa? hahaha

2. Have you given your first kiss away?
Heh yeah, to some person lah for experiment ...
To think of it now, it's actually really nothing but I've kept that kiss for so long hoping I'd find someone who actually likes me for me but somehow I lost that faith that I would actually be with someone like that so I just simply gave away my first kiss... so I should be real bummed about it... I guess deep inside me I am bumbed about it but what to do about it now heh?
Or could I just think first kiss is meant for the first kiss to someone who is into you and not the "actual" first snog ? *shrugs*
Bleh whateverrrrrrrr it's just a kiss, not virginity.

3. If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the 3 buddies you would take with you? Why?
Three aye... hm... Aaina, Aida & Wedgie !
Aaina for lesbian-fantasy conversation when we can't watch porn visually and no, not fantasy upon both of us - omfg no
Aida for sensible-probably does make sense in rationality-conversation, she is my main connection to the real world when I'm forever apart from it
Wedgie, can't live without her when I would constantly need RANDOM crazy conversation
....mainly, Wedgie would save our asses because she has this OCD I love about her
She would probably clean our little hut if we were really stranded on the island forever n evaaaaa
bahahahhahahaha wedgie
Mainly, these are the people I want them to suffer with me =D !

4. Where is the place that you want to go the most ?Ever since forever?
Geez... if you ask me when I was in kindie it would be Disneyland!
Right now... i honestly don't know... New York I suppose
Basically really, the place I wna be since forever is a place for me to call my own crib!

5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
Naturally born as a male
A very hottie male
...
A STRAIGHT male!

6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
Isn't it scientifically always visible after the rain with some certain light angle shet thangie magieie o_O?

7. What are you afraid to lose the most now?
my sanity

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
ok let's see
1-devide $500k to Mak, Wah, Fi & Chir
2-get my own studio apartment and live with my 0.5s & Wedgie, my other half (NOT that kind of way!)
3-travel the world
4-establish my own affordable t-shirt brand
5-$250k will be kept in my bank account
6-if I'm not too Scroogie, I'd donate some to the disabled peeps or the orphanage or AIDS/HiV foundation or something like that lah

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
It's a must... but ...sometimes silence are golden...
what if that person is happier without you even though you still love that person, some sacrifices are best kept unspoken
So my answer is... it really depends.

10.List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
...nobody tagged me ¬_¬

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
1-Loves me for me
2-Stay true and doesn't cheat behind my back no matter whatheck!
3-Must able to take care of me coz I'm immature mentally and can't cook

12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
Timid minded idiotic ass holes

13. What is your ambition?
To be famous and not at the same time

14. If you have faults, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
I'd rather admit it goddamnit!

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Live life like you use to before you met your heart breaker.

16. Are you a shopaholic or not?
I could be if I had monnay monnay monnaaaaaaaaaaay....

17. How many children you planning to have?
It's really undecided but as far as I could remember when I was a kid, I dream to have 4 kids and then when I was in my teens it went down to two and now it's "unknown" lol

18. If you have a chance. Which part of your character you would like to change?
the stubborness and ego

19. what is the worst thing that could happen to you?
Being hunted down and away by homophobics/the crazy muslim peeps

20. Write down a line of a song that comes to your mind right now:-
"As you leave would please close the door, now that our love affair is over, you were exactly what I was looking for, we'll find a shoulder to cry upon" - Use Your Love, Katy Perry

Brag#5 : Not the Most Steaming Job After All ^_^

2008-08-13T07:49:00.000-07:00

Like my nephew Daniel would say - "serve you right"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

haaaaa

"classic shot"

Brag#4 : But I'm A Cheerleader!

2008-07-22T10:47:00.000-07:00

I have to say this is the BEST homosexual movie EVER!
It's hilarious and has everything in it!
I have never laughed so much for a lesbian/gay movie... this one knocks it up!
I STRONGLY recommend ALL homos to watch this movie like PRONTO!
Breeders (straight) are welcome to watch for laughs as well ;-) we're not bias lol duh - whatever!
so yes, check it out yourself and have fun through out.
I give this baby a 9999999 out of 10 stars.
Word!

Plot

The film introduces seventeen-year-old Megan (Lyonne), a high school senior who loves cheerleading and is going steady with football player boyfriend Jared. She does not enjoy kissing her boyfriend, and prefers looking at her fellow cheerleaders. Her family and friends suspect that Megan is a lesbian, and with the help of ex-gay Mike (RuPaul), surprise her with an intervention. Following this confrontation, Megan is sent to True Directions, a "reparative therapy" camp which uses a five-step program (similar to Alcoholics Anonymous' Twelve-step program) to attempt to convert its campers to heterosexuality.

At True Directions, Megan meets the founder, Mary Brown (Moriarty), Mary's son Rock and the group of young people trying to "cure" themselves of their homosexuality. At the prompting of Mary and the other campers, Megan agrees that she is a lesbian. This fact, at odds with her religious upbringing, distresses her and she puts every effort into becoming straight. Early on in her stay at True Directions, Megan discovers two of the boys, Dolph and Clayton, making out. She panics and screams, leading to their discovery by Mike. Dolph is made to leave and Clayton is punished by being forced into isolation.

The True Directions program involves the campers admitting their homosexuality, rediscovering their gender identity by performing stereotypically gender-associated tasks, finding the root of their homosexuality, demystifying the opposite sex and simulating heterosexual sex. Over the course of the program, Megan becomes friends with another girl at the camp, college student Graham (DuVall). Two of Mary's former students encourage the group to rebel against her. The ex-ex-gays Larry and Lloyd take the campers to a local gay bar where Graham and Megan's relationship develops into a romance. When Mary discovers the outing, she makes them all picket Larry and Lloyd's house, carrying placards and shouting homophobic abuse.

Megan and Graham sneak away one night to have sex. When Mary finds out, Megan, now at ease with her sexual identity, is unrepentant. She is made to leave True Directions and goes to stay with Larry and Lloyd. Graham, afraid to defy her father, remains at the camp. Megan and Dolph, who is also living with Larry and Lloyd, plan to win back Graham and Clayton. They go to the True Directions graduation ceremony where Megan performs a cheer for Graham and tells her that she loves her. They drive off with Dolph and Clayton. The final scene of the film shows Megan's parents (Stole and Cort) attending a PFLAG meeting to come to terms with their daughter's homosexuality.

Brag#3 : Penelope

2008-07-18T10:39:00.000-07:00

Penelope, a movie my 0.5 (bff @ Aida) mentioned to me about a movie starring Christina Ricci, Catherine O'Harra, James McAvoy & Reese Witherspoon.
What caught our eye was the combination of CR + RW in one movie, we're both big fans of these actress, they do real good.

The movie is oh-so cutely romantically funny in its own fairytale-like of style has simply won over my heart. It's like a children story for everybody, even adults would be able to relate to it. It's THAT good!

Well since I'm a huge fan of Tim Burton, but this movie is as good as TimB's ingenious creativity. The director of this movie is by Mark Palansky & produced by Reese Witherspoon herself [that's hawt].

Plot

Generations ago, a witch placed a curse on the Wilhern family that would result in the next girl being born into the clan having the face of a pig. For generations, only sons were born into the family, until approximately twenty-five years ago, when Penelope (Christina Ricci) was born, stricken with the curse. It is said that the curse can only be lifted if one of her own learns to love her, which is interpreted by her parents to mean a blueblood. When a tabloid reporter named Lemon (Peter Dinklage) begins stalking the family to get a photograph of the infant Penelope, her parents, Jessica (Catherine O'Hara) and Franklin (Richard E. Grant), cloister their daughter away in their mansion, where Penelope spends her life immersing herself in intellectual pursuits such as literature, horticulture and music. Now an adult, Penelope's parents attempt to introduce her to possible rich suitors, hoping that one of them will fall in love with her and break the curse. Unfortunately, every man who lays eyes on the girl takes flight at first sight, never to return, including Edward Humphrey Vanderman III, a spoiled, cruel-hearted snob who finds her repulsive.

Vanderman teams up with Lemon and the team goes out to find someone who can get into the house for a picture. They mistakenly take Johnny (James McAvoy), an unrepentant gambler with a heavy heart, for Max (Nick Frost), who agrees to help Lemon and Vanderman snatch a photograph of her for money. When "Max" meets Penelope, however, he is unexpectedly caught off guard by her disarming charm, and decides to renege on his agreement with Lemon and Vanderman, realizing that their attempt to exploit Penelope is repugnant, but Penelope interprets "Max's" ambivalence to mean that he too finds her monstrous. She decides to flee the protection of her parents' home, and journeys out into the city, naive and ignorant of the world from which she has been sequestered her entire life. Having no money, and seeing that Lemon and Vanderman are publicly offering a reward to anyone who can produce a photograph of her, she decides to collect on the reward by producing a photo of herself, essentially coming out of hiding to the public.

Vanderman's father, seeing the public's fondness for Penelope and embarrassed by his son's vocal cruelty toward her, coerces Edward into proposing to her. Penelope nearly marries him, but backs out of the wedding at the last minute. When her mother urges her to marry him, lest she be forced spend the rest of her life with her current appearance, Penelope exasperatedly tells her mother that she likes herself the way she is. At that moment, she is enveloped by magical energy, and when it dissipates, her pig snout and ears are gone.

Penelope moves on with her life, becoming a horticulturist and teacher, the spectacle of her former appearance forgotten by the public. At a costume party at which she wears a porcine mask, she meets Max, who, unaware of her transformation, apologizes for not being able to break her curse, although it is obvious he is still in love with her. Removing her mask, she reciprocates his feelings, and the two begin a romance.

The film ends with Johnny pushing Penelope on a swing after teaching a horticulturial class. Lemon, the reporter is about to take a picture on a nearby paddle boat and decides to call it even for once.

Brag#2 : Sem4Resulto

2008-07-17T01:04:00.000-07:00

ok yawnzorz

I guess my start off with a new blog is gonna suck a lil because my sister is keeping my mac
away from me so she could monitor my internet usage.

My result didn't turn out so good but i didn't flunk this time, just not good enough - just enough for a pass thus my sister got upset and betch at me for it.
I'm just tired of repeating the whole damn thang again, the lecturers knows i've got the skills, just the due dates bores me... but however, you just HAVE to do it.

I thought i'd be able to pass up my Illustration assignments but i failed cause my Flash assignment got canceled rather than saved so i had to re-do the whole damn thing. So i hadn't have enough time to do for illustration and i jsut gave on that subject, plus i hate it. i don't FEEL it anymore... its a total betch.
And oh! they keep failing me for moral studies - like whathell?! i didn't flunk for fucks sakes!?
piece of shait ass...

blergh - whatever, i better log off before my sister comes home
cheers

Brag#1 : A New Begining

2008-07-13T11:46:00.000-07:00

OK
Well... it has been a REAL long time since I made a proper blog besides Myspace recently but that's just for like a memo for myself so it's a bleh or something... i don't know
I've ditched Vox even though its actually a really nice blog service but due to idiotic friends I've decided to ignore that piece of shet and try out blogspot which seem to have many people has been using ...
I also use to blog a lot in vampirefreaks back in the days ... then things (personal issues) just got me real tangled and i felt like blogging is only causing more problems rather then realizing stress and etc

Anyhoooooo.... lets see what we have ..erm...
Well currently I'm working on some videos I'm experimenting with split screens. Since I'm not the richest of the rich, i use demos and some free ugly effects for my iMovie HD6 lol
thanx to www.stupendous-software.com
So for split screen I'll be editing a video which has me and a fan/online friend miming to MyBoo by Usher+AliciaKeys. I'm gonna tell more details on this until the next post along with its video =p
So right now I'm trying my luck on Timbaland's The Way I Are. Same case, I aint TELLIN'! Bahahahaha
OK, whatever.

I'm now in Semester 5 which is great - i hope. This semester I'll be starting to sell stuff so I'm hoping to sell tees.

erm... there's probably more to say but it's already 3:15am and I think I better off to bed before i really drain out my energy before class.
Til then - BLEH!